Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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