You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There r osticjed everywhere
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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