Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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