I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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