Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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