She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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