It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She bit a glass in half.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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