the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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