That's intense
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
should my penis look like a turkey
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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