On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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