dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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