Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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