Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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