The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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