you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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