About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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