is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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