turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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