did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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