normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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