Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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