Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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