4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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