but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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