I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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