We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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