I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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