clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I have fence marks all over my body
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