the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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