I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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