Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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