It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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