yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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