I've blown a few things in my day
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
