Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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