she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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