North Korea, Best Korea!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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