I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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