Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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