Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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