SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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