He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Drake has all the answers
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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