Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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