Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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