i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
