Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
love makes seman taste better
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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