You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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