Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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