I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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