I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
