I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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