Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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