Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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