My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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