Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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